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"Steamed hams." — Principal Skinner, The SimpsonsMovie Line"Steamed hams." — Principal Skinner, The Simpsons
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"Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country?" — Supe...Movie Line"Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the...
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"I'm Rick James, bitch!" — Rick James (Dave Chappelle), Chappelle's ShowMovie Line"I'm Rick James, bitch!" — Rick James (Dave Chappelle), Chappelle's Show
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"Festivus for the rest of us!" — Frank Costanza, SeinfeldMovie Line"Festivus for the rest of us!" — Frank Costanza, Seinfeld
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty!" — Kramer, SeinfeldMovie Line"These pretzels are making me thirsty!" — Kramer, Seinfeld
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"I'm Pickle Rick!" — Rick Sanchez, Rick and MortyMovie Line"I'm Pickle Rick!" — Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty
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"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going." — Michael Scott, The O...Movie Line"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going." — Mic...
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"Imagination." — SpongeBob, SpongeBob SquarePantsMovie Line"Imagination." — SpongeBob, SpongeBob SquarePants
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"I'm in danger!" — Ralph Wiggum, The SimpsonsMovie Line"I'm in danger!" — Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
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"I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords." — Kent Brockman, The SimpsonsMovie Line"I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords." — Kent Brockman, The Simpsons
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"I'm at soup!" — Tim Robinson, I Think You Should LeaveMovie Line"I'm at soup!" — Tim Robinson, I Think You Should Leave
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"Cocaine is a hell of a drug." — Rick James (Dave Chappelle), Chappelle's ShowMovie Line"Cocaine is a hell of a drug." — Rick James (Dave Chappelle), Chappelle's Show
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"I'm a Smart Cookie!" — Cookie Monster, Sesame StreetMovie Line"I'm a Smart Cookie!" — Cookie Monster, Sesame Street
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"Unagi." — Ross Geller, FriendsMovie Line"Unagi." — Ross Geller, Friends
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"And that's the waaaaay the news goes!" — Rick Sanchez, Rick and MortyMovie Line"And that's the waaaaay the news goes!" — Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty
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"Streets ahead." — Pierce Hawthorne, CommunityMovie Line"Streets ahead." — Pierce Hawthorne, Community
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"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food." — Ron Swanson, Parks an...Movie Line"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food." — Ron ...
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"I have not slept since 2005." — Leslie Knope, Parks and RecreationMovie Line"I have not slept since 2005." — Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
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"Title of your sex tape." — Jake Peralta, Brooklyn Nine-NineMovie Line"Title of your sex tape." — Jake Peralta, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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"Bingpot!" — Captain Holt, Brooklyn Nine-NineMovie Line"Bingpot!" — Captain Holt, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica." — Jim Halpert, The OfficeMovie Line"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica." — Jim Halpert, The Office
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"The Nightman cometh!" — Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in PhiladelphiaMovie Line"The Nightman cometh!" — Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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"I just spent way too much money on a black tie tuxedo." — Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in P...Movie Line"I just spent way too much money on a black tie tuxedo." — Frank Reynolds, It's ...
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"Kitten mittens!" — Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in PhiladelphiaMovie Line"Kitten mittens!" — Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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"Stupid sexy Flanders." — Homer Simpson, The SimpsonsMovie Line"Stupid sexy Flanders." — Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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"I'm on a vision quest." — Hopper, Stranger ThingsMovie Line"I'm on a vision quest." — Hopper, Stranger Things
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"L to the OG." — Kendall Roy, SuccessionMovie Line"L to the OG." — Kendall Roy, Succession
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"Me fail English? That's unpossible!" — Ralph Wiggum, The SimpsonsMovie Line"Me fail English? That's unpossible!" — Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
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"I bent my Wookiee." — Ralph Wiggum, The SimpsonsMovie Line"I bent my Wookiee." — Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
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"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" — Hoban Washburne, FireflyMovie Line"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" — Hoban Washburne, Firefly
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"It's free real estate." — Tim Robinson, I Think You Should LeaveMovie Line"It's free real estate." — Tim Robinson, I Think You Should Leave
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"I don't see how that's a bad thing." — Tim Robinson, I Think You Should LeaveMovie Line"I don't see how that's a bad thing." — Tim Robinson, I Think You Should Leave
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"We're all trying to find the guy who did this." — Tim Robinson, I Think You Should LeaveMovie Line"We're all trying to find the guy who did this." — Tim Robinson, I Think You Sho...
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"Tables!" — Tim Robinson, I Think You Should LeaveMovie Line"Tables!" — Tim Robinson, I Think You Should Leave
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