The Office

TV Show

The Office

2005 · 18 clips

The everyday lives of office employees in the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of the fictional Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.

"I declare bankruptcy!" — Michael Scott, The OfficeMovie Line"I declare bankruptcy!" — Michael Scott, The Office
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"False." — Dwight Schrute, The OfficeMovie Line"False." — Dwight Schrute, The Office
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"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do no...Movie Line"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'Would an idiot do that?' And if th...
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"That's what she said." — Michael Scott, The OfficeMovie Line"That's what she said." — Michael Scott, The Office
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"Oh my God, okay, it's happening. Everybody stay calm." — Michael Scott, The OfficeMovie Line"Oh my God, okay, it's happening. Everybody stay calm." — Michael Scott, The Off...
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"I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do." — Michael S...Movie Line"I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to...
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"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." — Jim Halpert, The OfficeMovie Line"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." — Jim Halpert, The Office
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"Why are you the way that you are?" — Michael Scott, The OfficeMovie Line"Why are you the way that you are?" — Michael Scott, The Office
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"I am Beyonce, always." — Michael Scott, The OfficeMovie Line"I am Beyonce, always." — Michael Scott, The Office
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"I'm not crying, you're crying!" — Michael Scott, The OfficeMovie Line"I'm not crying, you're crying!" — Michael Scott, The Office
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"I feel God in this Chili's tonight." — Pam Beesly, The OfficeMovie Line"I feel God in this Chili's tonight." — Pam Beesly, The Office
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"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good." — Michael Scott, The OfficeMovie Line"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good." — Michael Scott...
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"I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you." — Michael Scott, The OfficeMovie Line"I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you." — Michael Scott, The Office
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"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica." — Jim Halpert, The OfficeMovie Line"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica." — Jim Halpert, The Office
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"Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will." — Dwight Schrute, The OfficeMovie Line"Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will." — Dwight ...
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"Boom! Roasted." — Michael Scott, The OfficeMovie Line"Boom! Roasted." — Michael Scott, The Office
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"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." — Michael Scott, The OfficeMovie Line"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." — Michael Scott, The Office
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"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going." — Michael Scott, The O...Movie Line"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going." — Mic...
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